The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . But if thats your song when youre 30, its still your song when youre 85. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. I said: Well, they werent watchingme at night. And I should know. It really Its like Its gonna fit. Theres a AA battery. Theres a key and you dont know what its to. It was filmed at the Beacon Theatre on Broadway in New York City, New York on May 2, 2003. A trailblazer for LGBTQ activism and awareness, DeGeneres received early acclaim for her skills as a standup. Theres like There is a make-up display theres is a curling iron, hair extensions crudits Oh, are those strawberries in season? But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. The place with all the words? Any cookies that may not be particularly necessary for the website to function and is used specifically to collect user personal data via analytics, ads, other embedded contents are termed as non-necessary cookies. I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. Like everyone has a fear everyones scared of something. Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan. Garrett, who appears to have since deleted the tweet in question, appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show six times between 2004 and 2007. Thank you. [background song in the video] And then I sent her this. Like If theyre in someones backyard and theyre wondering around and theyrehappy and they dont have a husband. -Yes one in the hand is worth two in the bush. Why do you call it the hand? In 2016, she received the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) I just [crowd claps] Ill buy a new car, I dont care. So I started writing what it would belike to have a phone call with God to find out why fleas are here. Last January, when I first heard that Ellen DeGeneres wanted to be an O cover girl, I was sure it was a joke. Maybe theyre transporting a bowl ofsoup. And I wantedto understand this. Jesus broke bread. Cause people do that to me. 0:50. Everything was fine, thank you. You also have the option to opt-out of these cookies. Is there a special chicken that youd like to give a shout out to? He did. ELLEN DEGENERES ENDING TALK SHOW IN 2022 AFTER YEAR OF BRUTAL HEADLINES The conversation between the two continued with several more awkward moments, including Johnson admitting she was. What are the kids doing? I make that statement, six years later, this happens. Maybe its time you try gay. 2 Mar. You know, you say: Im vegan. Fair use is permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. Girl, who is you playin wit? But [crowd claps] -But Im not in any pain -And you wontbe. I think thats why I dont wannahave to take any of these things I see advertised on I just I wanna eat right, I wanna take care of myself, I wanna work out. Even if we dont understand it, it doessomething for something else. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. I love being vegan. Ellen Degeneres: (07:49) I cant honk ever at anyone. to me. I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. But I didnt realize that until I had this dream. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. I know I am, but Im a human being and Ihave bad days and Im intraffic like you, I drive but I cant dothe things you do because Im the be-kindgirl. Thats some good marketing right there, isntit? dear Ellen. No. Only when you hit the dance floor, will you dance. And you can seethey have rhythm. She took a chance on me. The best shoe for you to wear is a cowboyboot. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. If youre graduating from college, Im so impressed. Like, I mean Baryshnikov doesnt get askedto dance as much as I get asked to dance. I love to drive and I like to drive fast and Im safe, but I do like to go fast and so slow drivers irritate me, because theyre goingso slow and lets be honest. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. That was a religion we were. Ellen Degeneres: (08:05) I split my knee open and my bone wasexposed. And I was laying there and I justcouldnt believe It was the first person I everlost that I loved I was just how isthis possible? Like What is Aspirin? Its very delicate. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. Create a better, more engaging experience for every student. [ Gillian comes out ] Gillian: I can't believe I have to come on a talk show to see you anymore. -Are you in any pain? According to The Washington Post, DeGeneres "got choked up" about her talk show ending, and despite how you might feel about the host, the moment was pretty heartbreaking.Given that the conclusion of her show marks such a huge shift in her life, it makes sense as to why DeGeneres has been spotted looking . Why? Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. These are good, I like these. Trees have leaves. So there's that. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. For DeGeneres, who built her career on playing versions of "Ellen," by appearing, as a . I dont like to waste food. For fiveminutes it was really celebrated and then everyone changed their minds. Every single thing, he remembered. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. I sure do like her. Yeah, so, starting season 16 this year and now [crowd cheers and claps] So, it turns out theyll watch a lesbian during the day. I didnt know it was her cause she wasin a different car. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. Try Rev for free and save time transcribing, captioning, and subtitling. Ellen Degeneres: (00:27) No, thats not what you do. This beautiful young girlis gone and fleas are here. Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. In an interview with The Hollywood Reporter published on Wednesday, Ms. DeGeneres denied that the workplace allegations had anything to do with her departure, saying she had long known 2022 would. Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now (2003) - full transcript Ellen DeGeneres performs her comedy-concert live on stage and taped for HBO. I dont know if some person, a customer in the restaurant. Beads in a big floppy hat. Got birds and Im runnin, yeah, bout a hundred, yeah Yeah. The 62-year-old daytime talk show host returned to TV Monday after a summer plagued by a toxic-work-environment scandal. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. Yeah. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. Andy Lassner: (06:21) So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. She was ashamed. I dont wanna stop you. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. Translated on-screen subtitles for videos. That is definitely I lost my sitcom whenI came out and Its not like nobodywarned me. Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. The same people who lovedme, overnight, just hated me. I just started eating a piece of fish once in a while and Ill eat eggs from chickens that I know. Squirrels live in trees. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Because the birds in the jungle have never heard Kendrick Lamar. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) -Thats how we do it, dont know. Im not really vegan, I say it for the joke. [crowd laughs] No, I dont like to judge cause I do stupid things, we all do Everyone does stupid things. They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. Ill tell you that. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? Get listed in the most prominent screenplays collection on the web! Thats very cool, and look where you are now, huh? I mean [crowd laughs] Its about winning. Just becausethey knew I was gay. And the green beans on the side. My publicist,my agent, my manager anyone making moneyoff of me said: Dont do it. But, you know, my worst fears came true because you know, and thats why people stay closeted. Is that okay? Hes got dandruff. These are good. Because looking back on it, I was the only dude and I was a senior in high school trying to try out for an all-girl dance team. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah We just, were like: Well, for sure Im gonna work out cause theres a gym in the hotel, so Im gonna bring my running shoes, Ill run on the beach every day. Andy Lassner: (06:25) Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. She has won 30 Emmys, 20 People's Choice Awards (more than any other person), and numerous other awards for her work and charitable efforts. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. Were all on our own individual path. I had a successful sitcom. Make a n i g g a want to grab that, autograph that I swore Id never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. He was 40. I dont know who started that. You know I mean, the ladder, we take that for granted. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? Yep. [claps] When we try on shoes theres a little tiny mirror on the ground. If you dont know, one had roast beef and the other had none. I dont know, I just guessed. [gasps] Happy birthday We have the song like: Oh my God, thats my song. And if were at a club and that song comes on you wanna dance but you will not dance until you hit the designated dance floor. All rights reserved. Thats what was wrong because I packed to go on Safari and I looked good. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. [crowd laughs] Hm. I dont understand what fleas do even. I gotta get home to feed my cats. And She said: Oh, how many cats do you have? And I said: Three. And she goes: Oh, you area lesbian. [crowd claps] I said: I got news for you,thats not what makes you a lesbian, its Nuts Its other stuff. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. Sorry about that. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. And thats when you grow and thats what we all want. Why do you say the hand? Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. We all have our things that we do, that kind of doesnt make sense. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. Oh my God, it was so hard but It is so worth it cause when you get there and you see this thing five feet away from you So majestic, so beautiful. I dont know I am still gay by the way. No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. Want to walk it like a dog, yeah Back that ass up Thats But, like toothpaste I will use everysingle bit of toothpaste in that tube. We wanna grow, we wanna feel good about ourselves we wanna feel proud of who we are Were all the same. Im torn, I dont know how I feel. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. The talk show was put on pause after Ellen tested positive for COVID-19. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . Required fields are marked *. Thank you. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. I will, yeah. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres He didnt even know how to slice it. A source told the Daily Mail, who reported the news early Wednesday, that "Ellen knows her time is up . You might not but you might. And then at the end it says: Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right for you. Its like: I dont even know whats wrongwith them. Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. This is my second month of quarantine shows. Youre vegan? Im gonna go curl up and read a good book like You dont curl up for a magazine, you dont curl up for Although, when I read the paper I curl up in the fetal position now, thats Thats for sure. It could be all because of her. It wastwo rooms and I had a mattress on thefloor and the entire basement was infested withfleas. I just danced as a joke. This performance video featuring comic Ellen DeGeneres gets a simple treatment for its release on DVD. Libary. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. Thats good good advice. See those leaders start to frown They were vaping and And they were like: Its Ellen,oh my God, its Ellen. And Im like [crowd laughs] and then I realized I pulled up, and the gaspump was over here and my tank was back here, on this side ofthe car. When when you have a house, and the bigger the house the more ladders. I mean all throughout history, no one sliced it? However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. The important thing is that youve studied incredibly hard to get to this day. On Thursday, the comedian said goodbye to her long-running self-titled talk show after 19 seasons of (more than 4,000 . Web. On the heels of her announcement that she would be ending her daytime talk show after almost 20 years, the longtime host bought back her Montecito, California . We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. Its I said: I have three dogs. [crowd claps] Theyve got the coexist bumper sticker on theback listening to NPR knitting a hemp scarf If I see a Prius going fast, Im like: Good for you! I dont know why it is. Now, she's addressing them directly about her decision to end . After vowing that she does like the star, she was informed by her executive producer that she was,. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) Dont applaud for that. If you look up: Birds that dance to music. Youll see,there are so many of them. Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. In the end, everything will be all right. He had a thing in his mouth that he played when he played guitar. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. And for you? And I also want to say how sorry I am that youre not going to be able to have a graduation ceremony. If you wanna see how happy I am, if youll zoom in on my fist there. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. Ill wanna have a poncho on. There were fleas everywhere. Happy birthday I dont know Theres a red ink pen in there just in case you have to grade papers or something. Hes a handsome boy. Yeah, but I got one in the hand so -But theres two in the bush. Calculate how much it costs to transcribe, caption, or subtitle your content. and it wasntmeant to be funny. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. I dont think she did. Her character, Ellen Morgan, also came out to a therapist played by Winfrey, and the series went on to explore various LGBT issues, including the coming-out process. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. 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